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Helped a friend drag a dead deer out of the woods last night. When doing so I was not told that at the end of it I would be left looking like a bitch on the rag tried to hump my leg. It's never good when you go to work the next day and find that your shoes are still bloody....leads to all sorts of inconvenient questions. |
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...but swallowing is acceptable as well. |
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Yes, per Wiki Answers, semen is in fact good for your skin. Ladies, take note. |
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The expression is 'tit for tat', not 'tit for twat'. |
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Show me on the doll where the angel touched you. |
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Things I never thought I'd hear: "My mom is in her room, half naked. She said you can come in. I'd jump on that if I were you." |
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Yes, you can drown someone in just 3 inches of water. But it's way more satisfying to drown someone in 3 inches of their own blood. |
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I'm honestly considering creating a scheduled task on one of our webservers that will feed my daughter's neopet daily. There is something seriously wrong with me. |
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Rules for Breaking Up: A joint checking account is an evil, evil thing. |
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Rules for Breaking Up: Never let her pack her shit and leave on her own, unless of course you own nothing of value. |
